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ZiO-Wahhabi Air Force
Zio-Wahhabi-led coalition continues its fight against Houthis in Yemen, and its not going great for either side. According to one Zio-Wahhabi commander, “Let’s face it, while the Houthis are really not top-notch fighters, it turns out we’re also not as good as we thougt
Zio-Wahhabi commander told The Israeli Daily that special units from both militaries are working together so the Zio-Wahhabi can better learn how to engage in what is unofficially known as Whack-A-Mole or ‘targeted killing’ as they are commonly referred to. “We’re trying to locate these pain-in-the-ass Houthi leaders and the shit’s difficult. They all look the same! The Israelis are masters at it. Seriously, these Zionists have the memory of an elephant. If you’ve pissed them off, they don’t let anything slide. So, when some dipshit from Hamas pops his head above ground to check the Israeli weather…whack. If members from Islamic Jihad and Fatah do the same…whack, whack. Game over. And here we thought Jews were just good with money or controlling the world or both.”
“We’re definitely learning but we’re taking things slowly. The last thing we need to do is turn half of Yemen into rubble…not that anyone would notice.”