NOVANEWS
AL-HASAKA:
DEVELOPING STORY: After weeks of planning, the Syrian Army has executed an operation which will gob-smack every former Saddamist Ba’thist working with the apes of ISIS. Yesterday, the SAA assaulted a major command-and-control center and training base for ISIS in the town of Al-Shaddaadi about 50kms south of the provincial capital. The enemy did not expect the attack as evidenced by the complete absence of perimeter guards, a situation reported by locals to the SAA. The rats tried to take defensive positions but were gunned down like flies. An assessment on the scene counted 171 ISIS vermin killed and many wounded. Almost all were non-Syrian. One report sent to Monzer indicated the SAAF was also involved.
More fighting reported in Al-Karaama where a nest of ISIS vultures was exterminated, Mabtooh where another nest was atomized and Umm Al-Kibar where there is a continuing operation.
Al-Sadeeq Town: The SAA has deloused this little town and taken 14 prisoners. All were foreigners.
Tal Buraak: 35 kms northeast of the city, an undisclosed number of rats belonging to ISIS were sent to Beelzebub’s Barbecue and Grill with lifetime memberships.
IDLIB:
‘Irri Village: 6 pickups with 23mm cannons were destroyed by a combination of SAAF and SAA bombings last night. These were all Nusra vehicles supplied by Erdoghani psychopaths with the financing of Saudi apes. It occurred on the Al-Rooj Plain north of the city and an estimated 30+ rodents were killed.
Yesterday, SAA sappers dismantled “hundreds” of IEDs in the countryside around the provincial capital. These IEDs had the fingerprints of Al-Jabhat Al-Islamiyya and Ahraan Al-Shaam.
Ibleen: 22 rodents killed in an SAA attack on 2 nests belonging to Nusra. The operations were perfectly timed and executed. No names have been disclosed.