NOVANEWS
SAA ADVANCES MORE INTO DER’AH TOWARD BORDER WITH TRAITOR JORDANIANS

Mas-hara: We have received reports that 150+ terrorists were either killed or wounded when the SAAF flew 4 sorties over this town firing salvo after salvo of rockets at congregating Alqaeda terrorists followed by a barrage of artillery fire from an area to the northeast. All this was to soften up the rats and cause some panic in their ranks. It succeeded. Vans and flatbeds were seen through binoculars fleeing back behind the Zionist lines. Reports in Rafeed indicate Zionist hospitals are flooded with wounded rodents – all bearded and malodorous.
Nab’ Al-Sakhr: An assault by SAA infantry on a nest of rodents belonging to the Alqaeda group netted 6 foreigners:
Firaydoon Ghaani (AFGHAN SNAKE PUS COLLECTOR)
The others were not named.
Rasm Al-Khawaalid: A mortar was destroyed along with its 2 operators. No names.
Al-Suwaysa: Alqaeda/Nusra’s franchise “Liwaa` Al-‘Izz” (yawn) lost over 32 rodents, among whom were 3 leaders.
DER’AH:
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Tal Dhubyaan: Near Kafr Shams. A pack of rats was dealt with harshly by the SAA killing 5 and wounding several others.
Al-Tayha: Being cleared out and prepared for an artillery site by SAA. Some remnant rodents still infest the area.
The City: At the Electric Company, the SAA killed 27 rats and wounded scores:
Abu Raami Al-Ghareeb (Id peding. Identified by captured rat and warbler)
‘Abdul-Hafeezh Al-Juhaymaan (false id carried by SAUDI ARABIAN MONKEY. Known Saudi by flies in his beard)
Ahmad Al-Hareeri
Subhi Muhammad Qashboor
Mahmoud Faadi Al-Faa’oori
‘Ali Muhammad Al-Masaalima
‘Ali Ahmad Al-Masaalima
SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE SENDS ITS CONGRATULATIONS TO THE MASAALIMA’S OF DER’AH CITY FOR THEIR CONTRIBUTION TO THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF HELL.
The City: At the Post Office. 2 rats killed by police. No other details.
The City: Al-Karak Quarter. No details about a firefight.
East Al-Ghaariyya: 3 armored vehicles were melted down for sale to Japan’s auto industry. Inside the vehicles were 16 rats all of whom are now in Hell:
Muhammad Qaassim Al-Tulfaah
Maazin Hilmi Al-Masri
‘Abdul-Rahmaan ‘Abdul-Majeed Al-Masri
Ahmad ‘Umraan
Yaasser Ahmad Al-Ghazzaawi
Faarooq Hassan Al-Maydaani
The rest were not identified and believed to be foreign.
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Kaheel near the Jordanian border in the eastern part of the province. A nest of vultures was destroyed.
Saydaa Al-Jawlaan: In the Golan area. A pickup with 23mm cannon was destroyed by an RPG. 8 rats killed and several seen wounded and being taken to field hospitals. The rats left their weapons and ammo behind. We thank them for the gift to our militias.
Al-Shaykh Miskeen: Still besieged by SAA with about 60% now liberated. A battle started 2 days ago and is continuing into today and Monday.
Ibta’: Also 2 days ago. A nest was destroyed. No other details.
‘Itmaan: To the north of the province. A vehicle with 8 rats was destroyed on the dirt road. Many weapons and much ammunition recovered
Basr Al-Hareer – Mulayhat Al-‘Atsh Road: A vehicle was destroyed. No other details.
Umm Al-Daraj Well: Nusra/Alqaeda took a big hit. No other details.
Fighting reported on-going here: Zimreen, Daa’il, Tafass, Naahita, Al-Lijaat between Al-Shaymara and Al-Shiyyaah, Kafr Naasij, ‘Aqraba