SYRIAN ARMY APPROACHES ZIO-WAHHABI ALLOOSH

DAMASCUS:  The advance is relentless and negotiations with ‘Alloosh have stopped. Besides making wild threats to bomb civilians, Zahraan the Rat must come to grips with the end of his miserable, verminous life.  It is more than likely he can hear the nerve-chilling rattles of tanks and BMPs as they get closer, ever so closer.  He is watching over his shoulders to spot the Judas who will, in an act to gain favor with the government, put a bullet right in the center of the back of his head.  To dispel the succubae of nocturnal horror, he froths at the mouth like a rabid cur, hurling rockets and fire at the innocents who rejected him and his stifling message of Wahhabism.  He is almost out of rockets now and his ranks are thinning by the minute.  Tick tock.  Tick tock.Doumaa Farms:  In the area of Al-Dayriyya and Al-Sindiyaaniyya, the abandoned Municipal Complex, the Great Mosque and behind the Haleema Hospital which ‘Alloosh plundered, the SAA and PDC seized a mother-lode of weapons and ammunition all sent via Jordan from Saudi Arabia.  Monzer says the SAA killed 11 last night and many wounded. No way to complete an assessment.Doumaa Farms: A rocket launcher and 7 rockets were seized in a surround-and-snuff operation.  28 rodent carcasses counted at the Medical Tower and the Municipal Complex, the ‘Umraan Institute and next to the Saraayaa Cafe.Riyaadh Al-Hilu
Mustafaa Zaayid
‘Abdul-Salaam Al-Ka’ak
Sufyaan Saleem Al-‘Aabid
The rest were not listed and many are certainly not Syrian.
Doumaa to the northeast:  At the Al-Reehaan Farms, the SAA assaulted a pack of Jaysh Al-Islam rats and killed all 14 of them.  Weapons and ammunition seized went immediately to our vaunted PDC for use in killing the House of Saud.
NOTE TO READERS:  We can confirm that 852 Jaysh Al-Islam rats have surrendered over the last 2 weeks to the Syrian Army and security services in the Doumaa area. ‘Alloosh must feel very alone now as the razor glimmers in his peripheral vision.

Harastaa:  ‘Alloosh’s vermin fired 3 rockets at this residential area killing nobody.
Madhaayaa Farms:  Heavy fighting now as the SAA is finding some remnant packs skulking around the area looking for tidbits.  Many killed.
Jawbar:  In the Al-Furoosiyya Area (Equestrian), 12 hyenas belong to Jaysh Al-Islam killed in the Eastern Ghoutaa in another perfected ambush by SAA.  Monzer said 6 escaped with their lives and did not appear to be returning to the doomed ‘Alloosh.
Al-Zabadaani: In the western mountains, the SAA killed 4 rodents. No names.