Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, “Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, “Here – try these on.”
She did and said, “These are too big, I can’t wear them.” I replied, “Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.”
“And ever since that night we never had any problems”‘…
“Hmmm,” said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, “Here – try these on.”
She tried them on and said, “These are too large. They don’t fit me.”
Mike said, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.”
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, “Here-you try on mine.”
He did and said, “I can’t get into your pants.”
Karen said, “Exactly and if you don’t change your smart attitude, you never will…”
