April Fool’s

Our contribution here at TUT to all the April Fool’s Day jokes and pranks–

‘Judaism is a kind, benevolent, altruistic religion devoted to peace and prosperity towards all men, regardless of their status as Jews or Gentiles…Those who follow Judaism–Jews–are kind, benevolent, altruistic people devoted to peace and prosperity towards all men, regardless of their status as Jews or Gentiles, and the nation-state of Israel–founded upon the precepts of Judaism and peopled by those who follow this religion that in is essence kind, benevolent, altruistic, devoted to peace and prosperity towards all men, regardless of their status as Jews or Gentiles is a beacon of morality and a light amongst the nations.’