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26 TERRORISTS DIE IN IED MISHAP IN HURAYTAAN
Mr. Al-Jawlaani’s carcass seen here after he flew out of his car while driving toward Idlib.
ALEPPO:
Jabal Sam’aan near Kafr Halab: Syrian Perspective is elated to bring this wonderful news to its readers: The Syrian Air Force has just killed 2 notorious professional rodent leaders and child molesters. They were speeding in a car with the full knowledge an SAAF Sukhoi was overhead. They must have thought the bomber was in the air for a different reason that to interdict their journey. They were wrong. Dead wrong.
Inside the car were 2 Nusra rat leaders:
Abu Khadeeja Al-Jawlaani (PALESTEEZIAN RODENT. ID PENDING)
Abu ‘Umar Al-Hamawi (IED “expert”. ID PENDING)
The first rat was notorious for his obsession with killing the Shi’is of Al-Zahraa` and Nibbul. The second rodent was considered an expert in installing IEDs in cars to kill civilians.
Huraytaan: 26 Nusra snakes went up in smoke when a very large IED exploded a bit too early while they were chatting around a truck. The actual cause of the mishap is still under investigation. This occurred on January 22, 2015.
