Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women By SHOAHMay 5, 2011Politics NOVANEWS by crescentandcross And here we go… #10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road. #8 – If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space. #4 – Guns function normally every day of the month. #3 – A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?” #2 – A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And The Number One Reason Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women….. You can buy a silencer for a gun.