ROMNE ASSHOLIAN VIEWS

Not even a Shas Party member would be surprised at this

Artwork is courtesy of the graphic Visigoth
1. OMA, all the Tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr have been in an absolute uproar.  They were so pissed at NitWitt Womney for his racist attack against the long-suffering down-trodden ethnically-cleansed Palestinians on his recent trip to the capital of these United States that they didn’t care what I fed them or gave them to drink. (BTW, drunk tuyuur are a real pain in the ass, but I digress.)
So I told them to channel their energy into something positive and for once they actually listened to me.   Then they sat down together and gave a good close read to NitMitt’s vile racist article here where he explains that when  he acted like a vile racist when he was in Israel that in fact he really meant it, and they came up with a new invention that doesn’t require using anything more than your own brain.
They figured that Romney had become a Zio-Zombie,  and so they decided to become the equivalent of cyber hackers in a different sort of space – Zionist Jew Space. They taught themselves the art of Remote Jewing (RJ – patent pending).
They all sat in a big circle with aqlam (pens) in their beaks and tried to peer with their tiny brains into NitMitt’s even tinier brain to see if they could remote view what Romney really was thinking when he wrote his article defending his assholian views.
After about 66 minutes, one by one, each one of the tuyuur was able to tune in.  Here is what they found inside his mind when he wrote this piece of shit. No doubt NitMitt will deny what they discovered, since he did not actually write it. But the tuyuur are unanimous in their view that they found 0ut what he really is thinking and in the interest of full disclosure they felt you should know.
Ready or not, here it is:
2. Culture Does Matter
By NitMitt Womney
During my recent trip to Israel, I had suggested that the choices a society makes about its culture play a role in creating prosperity, and that the significant disparity between Israeli and Palestinian living standards was powerfully influenced by it. In some quarters, that comment became the subject of controversy. Only a Shas Party Member could not get the message I was trying to convey. But since Shas Party types are much numerous than Walid Phares and Dan Senor had told me, let me clarify a few things.
What is it that exactly accounts for prosperity if not culture? In the case of the United States, we directly and indirectly massacred millions upon millions of native inhabitants of “our” land and took that resourec-rich land and immediately went to work to exploit it in order to maximize profits.  We built a particular kind of culture that has made us the greatest economic power in the history of the earth, although we are now fucked thanks in large part to the Jewish Billionaires Club, as Xymphora puts it, but I digress.
Many significant features come to mind: our war mongering, our racism, our xenophobia, our Jewish-controlled media and financial sectors, our utter disregard for education, our willingness to fight wars for Israel, our commitment to taxing the shit out of stupid beer-drinking football-watching Americans, our destruction of the American family , our devotion to a purpose greater than ourselves – that being Israel, our patriotism which I define as doing whatever Hashem’s chosen people want us to do. But the one feature of our culture that propels the American economy stands out above all others is what causes us to be the equivalent of the Jerry Sandusky in the shower:  the Talmud. The American economy is fueled by the Talmud. Free people and their free enterprises are a myth. The Talmud is what drives us.
The Founding Fathers wrote that we are endowed by our Creator with the freedom to pursue happiness.  Hahaha. What a bunch of shit. In the America they designed, we would have had economic freedom, just as we would have had political and religious freedom.  But thanks to rich assholes  like me and the Jewish Billionaires Club and Zionism (the real trinity, but I digress) you all are totally fucked. Here, we would not be limited by the circumstance of birth nor directed by the supposedly informed hand of government. But the trinity prevented that,  which is why I am  here – a proud polytheist in league with the trinity.  We would be free to pursue happiness as we wish.  But by we – I mean “you” and “you” can’t. Hahahaha. Fuck you.
Economic freedom is the only force that has consistently succeeded in lifting people out of poverty. It is the only principle that has ever created sustained prosperity. That is why we rich people sent all the good paying jobs to China. Look around your house that the bank has just repossessed. See that TV? See that DVR? See your kitchen appliances? All that shit could have been made here, but instead it’s made in the far east. The clothes you wear are made by MOOSELIMS (hahahahaha) whom you are stupidly killing in wars for Israel, but I digress.  Anyway, anything of any worth in the house you are about to get kicked out of was made elsewhere. However, if you own a nuclear missile or an F-22 or an F-35, it was made here. (Well most of it, but who gives a rat’s ass)  Before all this shit happened our economy rose to rival those of the world’s leading powers — and has long since been turned into shit.
The linkage between freedom and economic development has a universal applicability. This is one reason why the Patriot Act had to be passed. One only has to look at the contrast between Israel and the West Bank, and between Saudi Arabia and Iceland, for the starkest demonstrations of the meaning of freedom and the absence of freedom.
Israel is such a telling example. Like the United States, the state of Israel has a culture that is based upon racism and exceptionalism. It is a demonacracy that has embraced ethnic cleansing, torture, mass murder and universal health care.  Oh, shit, scratch that health care stuff.  But I digress.
This embrace has created conditions that have enabled innovators and entrepreneurs to make the desert bloom and to get rid of all those fucking Arabs. In the face of a bunch of fucking pussies, Israel today is a world leader in fields ranging from financial corruption to the development of an incredible arsenal of weapons of mass destruction.
As the case of Israel makes plain, building a free society is not a simple task.  You have to kick Israel’s ass and that’s pretty fucking hard, just ask Rachel Corrie, but I digress.  It is a struggle demanding constant courage and sacrifice. Even here in the United States, which from our inception as a nation has been blessed with freedom, we faced monumental challenges in harmonizing our ideals with our institutions thanks in large part to everything I’ve just said.  We fought a bloody civil war against slavery and it took a nonviolent civil-rights movement to bring political and social equality to all Americans. No doubt the same will need to happen in Israel, but if you vote for me I’ll see to it that is does not.  In these epic struggles we changed our “culture” and vastly improved it. And if I am elected, I will make sure to undo all that shit.
I have just returned from a trip abroad. I visited three lands — Israel, Poland, and Great Britain — which are defined by their respective struggles against freedom. I met with some of the greatest villians of those struggles. I am always glad to return to American soil. On this occasion, I am only strengthened in my conviction that the pursuit of happiness is not an American right.  So if you are rich, Jewish, rich and Jewish, or just a good old traditional asshole, vote for me. Israelis, Palestinians, Poles, Russians, Iranians, Americans, all human beings deserve to enjoy the blessings of a culture of freedom and opportunity.  But if that happens then Israel won’t be able to screw you all, so just be glad you are not a Palestinian. But I digress.
Oh, I forgot to mention the USS Liberty.
But I digress.
3. Okay, it’s video time. Now in my last post I presented you all with the best video available on youtube.  Thus an encore is going to be harder than convincing        a congress pussy to say “fuck Israel” during a congressional debate.  But if you have patience,you will love these two loyal Americans.
I present to you, a gentleman and a gentleman.  How lucky we would be if they were in the White House.


4. Sadly they won’t ever be, so here’s a consolation prize:
[Directions for Shas Party members: Full screen this.]