ZABADAANI DONE! CLEAN UP!

NOVANEWS LOCAL OPPOSITION FIGHTS WITH SYRIAN ARMY; DAMASCUS RATS LIE IN PILES OF FERTILIZER Ziad Fadel  image: http://www.jpnews-sy.com/ar/images/news/big/89459.jpg DAMASCUS:  AL-ZABADAANI: The Ministry of Defense will not allow any announcements until the entire town is cleaned out […]

NEW TERRORIST ASSAULT ON ALEPPO

NOVANEWS FLOP–BIG TIME BRITISH SCREWBALL SNAFU Ziad Fadel    image: http://sana.sy/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/171.jpg The British love suicide bombers when they are used to kill brown people whom they would normally oppress if the world were still right […]

ZABADAANI LIBERATED COMPLETELY!

NOVANEWS ALQAEDA RATS TRY RUSHING TO ZIONIST BOMB SHELTERS Ziad Fadel image: http://albaathmedia.sy/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/fgdfgdf.jpg DAMASCUS:  I have just received an ecstatically jubilant memo from Monzer’s wife in Damascus: the MoD is about to announce the complete eradication […]

The Future of Greece Without Illusions

NOVANEWS by DIMITRIS KONSTANTAKOPOULOS Athens.  In this country where we live today, on the very soil we tread, the “ideologist” of the Athenian Republic, Protagoras, proclaimed “Man is the measure of all things”, for the first […]

Dumping on Dixie Again

NOVANEWS by ANDREW LEVINE For the second time this year, Americans rallied as one on the side of the angels. Both times we felt good about ourselves afterwards. Why wouldn’t we? We got to be virtuous […]

The Tragedy of Harper’s Canada

NOVANEWS by MICHAEL WELTON “This abuse of executive power is tilting toward totalitarian government and away from the foundations of democracy and the rule of law on which this country was founded.” -Errol Mendes, Professor of […]

White Skin Crisis

NOVANEWS by DAVID ROSEN Over the last few weeks the U.S. has faced a racial crisis not seen since the ‘60s.  But while civil-rights protests and urban riots marked racial conflict a half-century ago, todays’ crisis […]