Obama Will Use Second Amendment as Boarding Pass to Syria

“Flight 911 to Syria boarding at Gate 18, have your boarding pass loaded.”
(National Report) – For some Americans, choosing sides in the Syrian conflict is a complex foreign policy question that brings to bear our commitment as human beings. However for many it is mostly about gas prices, helping Obama and second amendment rights. 
The battle for gun rights is far from over. Gun grabbers are out to remove guns from the nicotine stained fingers of the American people by hook or crook, even when that means using a little known clause of the Second Amendment to frighten the freedom out of the most stoic patriot and send them on a one way trip to Syria to help defend Al Qaeda.
As Congress inches away from validating Obama’s war in Syria, the beady eyed Commander and Chief has a Second Amendment remedy up his sleeve – to call upon the “regulated militia” provided in The US Constitution to fight in Syria. This means any gun owner could be called to fight a civil war on foreign soil instead of right here in America.

“A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.” – as signed into the US Constitution by Benjamin Franklin

“A Well Regulated Militia”

The first part of the Second Amendment does not imply that the government should regulate the people with guns with background checks or federal databases of gun ownership. A listing of gun owners and those with gun interest should only be available to the free market, to promote the gun industry and increase NRA membership.
If anything has been learned about Obama, it is that he and the NSA know everything down to if Americans prefer single or two ply. For Americans that enjoying taking flights with their sidearms, they could receive a free flight to Syria.
 

Syria is a long way from Boston.
In the first six months of 2013, the TSA discovered 894 guns on passengers or in their carry-on bags, a 30% increase over the same period last year. Why not let those that willfully board a plan with a gun fight in Syria? The answer is simple – Because we cannot help Obama. 
Obama is willing to put everyday Americans on the ground in Syria to keep oil prices low so the people will be forced to buy ObamaCare beginning in 2014. Syria plays an indirect role within the region, not as an oil producer, but as a logistic piece of the oil pipeline to America. For many gas guzzling, Tesla hating Americans, keeping that supply open is a priority.
If Congress will not approve military action, Obama could call upon American gun owners. It is an idea that has many of the Syrian rebels on the run, some gun owners feeling violated and school districts cheering the fund windfall.
 

Some kids have already felt the sting of war.
“We cannot hide that we are anxious, but we are well prepared. We have evacuated all of our bases,” says Abu Omar al-Tawammi, an Aleppo-based commander from the Salafist Ahrar ash-Sham brigade, one of the most powerful factions fighting in the war, with 10,000 to 20,000 fighters. 
Some gun owners are not pleased with the idea of going to war, preferring the ‘war’ of maintaining fun gun rights and hyperbolic metaphors that use war to describe clinging to firearms. Because gun owners are not violent, they only want to talk about war in metaphysical terms, not get involved in one to stop the chemical attacks on civilians in another country.
Missouri, a state that has authorized 5 year olds for gun programs in school, is prepared to send students from several school districts. The state expects to save close to $3.2M in teacher salaries alone if K-3 grades are okay-ed for combat. “Allowing the local school districts to make those choices is appropriate,” said Governor Jay Nixon.
Nearly 98.4% of Missouri’s K-3 graders cannot identify Syria on a map, which compared to the 98.8% of American voters unable to find the oil supply lynch pin or understand Syria’s role in Middle East peace is good news for education.