AGAINST THE WALL OF INFAMY; DER’AH DISASTER FOR JORDANIAN RODENT KING
DAYR EL-ZOR: The Syrian Army has succeeded in dislodging remnant ISIS rodents from the mountain overlooking the Workers’ Quarter in the city and killed 52 of them in firefights which demonstrate the clear superiority of SAA training over the scatterbrained zeal of the heretic Wahhabists. Weapons and ammunition were also seized and distributed to the PDCs for use in killing Saudi apes. Huwayjat Al-Muree’iyya on the south bend of the Euphrates River about 10kms from the city: The SAA and MoD report large losses to the rats without any details. Huwayjat Sakr north of the city: SyrPer confirms the deaths of 193 rodents from ISIS based on a last count during assessment. Most of the rats were foreigners without papers because it appears the Turks don’t let them retain the means to leave the battle zone at will: Muhammad Zaayid Al-Hussayn Ahmad Al-Yaaseen Mus’ab Al-Dayri Muhammad Ghassaan Mirzaan Daawood Al-Yusufi Kaazhim Al-Hammaad (IRAQI HOG CANKER SORE) Raami Al-Hassan Ahmad Al-Taahaa Waa`il Muhsin Al-Khaleef Rawaad ‘Alyawi Jihaad Shaakir Al-‘Assaaf Ruhoom Al-Khaayer ‘Abdul-Qaadir Mustafaa ‘Umraan Taajeddeen ‘Abdullah Al-Hindi (IRAQI WARTHOG DROPPING) Muhammad Maazin Turaydi Ghassaan Al-Hilaal Muhammad Hassaan Mustafaa Al-Saajir Mirjaan Thaabit Hussayn Al-‘Allaawi (IRAQI HORSE FLY DNA) Ahmad Hussayn Al-‘Allaawi (IRAQI HORSE FLY TWIN DOUBLE HELIX) The campaign to assault the base is now over. According to our sources and the honest media, the ISIS rat assault packs left the scene on Saturday morning. DER’AH: Al-Shaykh Miskeen: The leader of Kateebat Usood Al-Tawheed, Salaah Al-Khalaf, a/k/a “Al-Dabboor” i.e. “The Wasp” seen here in his swan song. The heretic’s death was reported by SyrPer yesterday. We wish him a very long sojourn in Hell.
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