NOVANEWS
SYRIAN ARMY CAMPAIGN DEMOLISHES JORDANIAN RAT KING’S SAVAGES
Tal Shihaab: Proof of the “Tom Thumb Tyrant’s” collusion with the Zionist Settler State was in full view yesterday at the village of Tal Shihaab right at the Jordanian border facing the village of Al-Turra. This area is a major conduit for the transportation of virulent rats and their instruments of horror which they regularly utilize desperately to convince the local population of the righteousness of their cause. Their efforts have not been very successful. In fact, at this village, the locals pointed out exactly how the rats sneak in from Jordan and how the Jordanian General Intelligence Directorate facilitates their movements. When the Jordanian Pygmy King says publicly that he has no role in the war in Syria, he is a bloody lying snake. Yesterday, between this village and the village of Al-‘Ajami, Syrian Army regulars dealt a devastating blow to this conduit by killing 6 agents of Nusra who were primarily responsible for coordinating smuggling with the Jordanian authorities. Another 13 were spirited back into Jordan where they were attended to by the usual quacks at a field hospital south of Al-Turra.
Al-Dalli Village: North of Der’ah City. This is an area infested by LIwaa` Jaydoor Al-Hawraan and Liwaa` Hamza Assadullaah (double yawn). An attack on a checkpoint yesterday was typically disastrous as the defending SAA and PDC killed all but one of the 7 attacking skunks:
“Abu-Al-Fidaa`” (Id pending)
Sulaymaan Karnoobi
The other 5 were foreigners, inevitably of Jordanteezian origin.
Al-Faqee’: Another miserable and failed attack on one of our checkpoints met with the wailing of rats. No details.
Al-Naaziheen Camp and the Al-Sultaan Fuel Station on the road to Gharz Prison: Nusra tried to infiltrate into this area to attack an SAA outpost. There was a firefight. The outpost and its soldiers are still there.
Post Office Building and south of the Engineers’ Building in the Al-Naaziheen Camp and at the Al-Bajaabija Quarter in the City: SAA pounced on a pack of rodents belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda and killed 4.
Intense fighting here: Tafass, Al-Haarra City, Kafr Naasij (nests destroyed), Zimreen, Simleen, ‘Aqrabaa, Ibta’, Al-Yaadoodaa, Al-Saybaa, Dam Road, Al-Yarmook School area, Old Customs Building, Umm Walad (lots of rats killed).
Al-Karak at the prison: Monzer describes a “huge” warehouse with crates of ammunition supplied by the Saudi monkeys through Jordan. The SAA confiscated all contents and killed 3 rodents. The groups active here are: Liwaa` Tawheed Al-Janoob (Unification of South Brigade), Kataa’`ib Mujaahidiyy Al-Hawraan (Brigades of the Mujaahideen of the Hawraan, Kateebat Madfa’iyyat Sijjeel (triple yawn).
Al-Bajaabija Quarter: The groups active here who are tormenting the inhabitants are exactly the same as in Al-Karak, but, with the addition of Harakat Al-Muthanna.
AL-SHAYKH MISKEEN: SYRPER IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT AL-SHAYKH MISKEEN HAS NOW BEEN TOTALLY ISOLATED BY THE SAA AND NO SUPPLY LINES TO THE RATS ARE AVAILABLE ANY LONGER.
Der’ah City: On December 15, 2014, the Liwaa` Shuhadaa` Al-Yarmouk (Martyrs’ Battalion of the Yarmouk, yawn), the Liwaa` Bayt Al-Maqdis, teh Kateebat Abu-Muhammad Al-Tallaawi, kidnapped 3 Nusra rodents and the wife and son of a Nusra leader. This resulted in heavy fighting between the groups such that Nusra has now taken over their opponents’ positions at Taseel. The hostages have not been released.
Fighting in Busra Al-Shaam, Saydaa and Der’ah City.
Umm Al-Mayaadhin Village: A nest was destroyed. Weapons and ammunition confiscated. No more details.
Daa’il: A very unique operation by SAASF resulted in 16 rat deaths. I am waiting for details.
MARTIN LUTHER SYLLOGISM OF THE WEEK SENT BY GREG GRAYBEARD:
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep;
Whoever sleeps long, does not sin;
Whoever does not sin, enters heaven!
Thus, let us drink beer!”
