NOVANEWS
SYRIAN ARMY GRINDS ‘ALLOOSH AND HIS GANG INTO THE MANURE PILE
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DAMASCUS: ‘Alloosh is almost finished. His claims to having 1000 rockets to fire at innocent Damascene civilians has proven to be a chimera. His ranks are dwindling because of defections, surrenders and deaths. His efforts to negotiate a way out of Douma’s toxic environment have proven to be out of touch with reality. No. ‘Alloosh is finished and here’s why:
Zamalkaa to the east on the border of ‘Irbeen: 28 ‘Alloosh rodents killed yesterday in fighting with the SAA and NDF:
Nu’maan ‘Abdul-Baasit Al-Fawwaal
Nidhaal Al-Zu’bi
Kareem Al-Jazraawi
Ibraaheem Al-Takreeti (Suspected IRAQI child molester)
Sulaymaan ‘Abdul-Haqq
Muhammad Saalim
The rest could not be identified.
Doumaa at the Southern Entrance: The SAA has been conducting surveillance of ‘Alloosh vermin moving toward Misraaba in a truck and 3 pickups with 23mm cannons:
Jalaal Mustafaa Khibya (Another family about to go extinct)
Haadi ‘Ataayaa
Rasheed ‘Ali Hasanaat
Muhammad ‘Abdul-Razzaaq Subhiyya
Faadhil Al-Bakkaar
Suhayl Naa’ima
Ayman Hussayn Al-Shaami
Firaas Waleed Homsiyya
The other 4 could not be identified.
Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer: More ‘Allooshis go down the sewer to Beelzebub. The SAA destroyed a warehouse with lots of ammo and a truck which had just delivered the ammunition from Jordan:
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Bilyabal (var: Bilaybil)
Taariq Hassan Al-Khishn
Ahmad Riyaadh Ghunaym
Suhayl Sa’eed Jabaara
4 others were not identified.
Harastaa in Al-Zahraa` Quarter: The SAA killed this ‘Alloshi minion:
Hishaam Balah
Al-Zabadaani: The Abu ‘Aaysha Villas close to the March 8 Association Complex on the road heading west out of the town and 8 more blocks are now completely under the control of the SAA and HZB. This means the areas are rat free. Reports indicate that all the rodents are now trapped in an area no more than 4 square kms. We are delighted to report the death of this rodent:
Abu ‘Ali Khurayta at Waadi Baradaa
Zamalkaa to the east on the border of ‘Irbeen: 28 ‘Alloosh rodents killed yesterday in fighting with the SAA and NDF:
Nu’maan ‘Abdul-Baasit Al-Fawwaal
Nidhaal Al-Zu’bi
Kareem Al-Jazraawi
Ibraaheem Al-Takreeti (Suspected IRAQI child molester)
Sulaymaan ‘Abdul-Haqq
Muhammad Saalim
The rest could not be identified.
Doumaa at the Southern Entrance: The SAA has been conducting surveillance of ‘Alloosh vermin moving toward Misraaba in a truck and 3 pickups with 23mm cannons:
Jalaal Mustafaa Khibya (Another family about to go extinct)
Haadi ‘Ataayaa
Rasheed ‘Ali Hasanaat
Muhammad ‘Abdul-Razzaaq Subhiyya
Faadhil Al-Bakkaar
Suhayl Naa’ima
Ayman Hussayn Al-Shaami
Firaas Waleed Homsiyya
The other 4 could not be identified.
Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer: More ‘Allooshis go down the sewer to Beelzebub. The SAA destroyed a warehouse with lots of ammo and a truck which had just delivered the ammunition from Jordan:
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Bilyabal (var: Bilaybil)
Taariq Hassan Al-Khishn
Ahmad Riyaadh Ghunaym
Suhayl Sa’eed Jabaara
4 others were not identified.
Harastaa in Al-Zahraa` Quarter: The SAA killed this ‘Alloshi minion:
Hishaam Balah
Al-Zabadaani: The Abu ‘Aaysha Villas close to the March 8 Association Complex on the road heading west out of the town and 8 more blocks are now completely under the control of the SAA and HZB. This means the areas are rat free. Reports indicate that all the rodents are now trapped in an area no more than 4 square kms. We are delighted to report the death of this rodent:
Abu ‘Ali Khurayta at Waadi Baradaa
