NOVANEWS
AL-ZABADAANI
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DAMASCUS: The rats remaining in the center of this once-prosperous summer resort town are purely foreign and know they are going to die. But, they think that their deaths will be welcomed by their nihilistic devil-god, and, thus, they expect to travel first class straight to mansions, rivers of nectar, wine and Imperial Whiskey, all served to them by a bunch of Virginians in drag.
Al-Zabadaani: The Syrian Army and Hizbollah killed these this early morning:
“Abdullah Ahmad ‘Abdullah (leader of the terrorists of the West Neighborhood)
‘Umar Ahmad Hamdaan (IED “expert” and member of Brigades of Hamza Ibn ‘Abdul-Muttalib)
Maalik Mahmoud Khurayta (family on endangered list)
‘Abdul-Razzaaq Al-Tal
‘Umar ‘Adnaan Hamdaan
‘Abduh Dhaaher Al-Tal
Our congratulations to the Al-Tal and Hamdaan families for the generous contribution to Hell’s demographics.
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THE SYRIAN ARMY AND ITS ALLIES HAVE NOW OCCUPIED 11 NEW BLOCKS OF BUILDINGS AND HAVE KILLED SCORES OF FOREIGNERS BELONGING TO THE ALQAEDA/NUSRA AND AHRAAR AL-SHAAM TERRORIST GANGSTER ORGANIZATIONS. NORTH OF THE CITY CENTER, THE SAA HAS ADVANCED TO AN AREA BETWEEN AL-HIKMA STREET AND AL-ZA’TOOT QUARTER ALL THE WAY TO SIRGHAAYAA ROAD.
12 rats have surrendered to Hizbollah (only 5 of whom were Syrians). 3 surrendered on Saturday and 3 on Sunday.
DAMASCUS: The rats remaining in the center of this once-prosperous summer resort town are purely foreign and know they are going to die. But, they think that their deaths will be welcomed by their nihilistic devil-god, and, thus, they expect to travel first class straight to mansions, rivers of nectar, wine and Imperial Whiskey, all served to them by a bunch of Virginians in drag.Al-Zabadaani: The Syrian Army and Hizbollah killed these this early morning:
“Abdullah Ahmad ‘Abdullah (leader of the terrorists of the West Neighborhood)
‘Umar Ahmad Hamdaan (IED “expert” and member of Brigades of Hamza Ibn ‘Abdul-Muttalib)
Maalik Mahmoud Khurayta (family on endangered list)
‘Abdul-Razzaaq Al-Tal
‘Umar ‘Adnaan Hamdaan
‘Abduh Dhaaher Al-Tal
Our congratulations to the Al-Tal and Hamdaan families for the generous contribution to Hell’s demographics.
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THE SYRIAN ARMY AND ITS ALLIES HAVE NOW OCCUPIED 11 NEW BLOCKS OF BUILDINGS AND HAVE KILLED SCORES OF FOREIGNERS BELONGING TO THE ALQAEDA/NUSRA AND AHRAAR AL-SHAAM TERRORIST GANGSTER ORGANIZATIONS. NORTH OF THE CITY CENTER, THE SAA HAS ADVANCED TO AN AREA BETWEEN AL-HIKMA STREET AND AL-ZA’TOOT QUARTER ALL THE WAY TO SIRGHAAYAA ROAD.12 rats have surrendered to Hizbollah (only 5 of whom were Syrians). 3 surrendered on Saturday and 3 on Sunday.
